20TWENTY

this is obviously either Hugh Downs or Barbara Walters ride, what up 20/20 shout out, definitely used to watch that show as a kid, but then i got friends, shouldn't the real question be why doesn't this plate just say forty (addition), zero (subtraction), four hundred (multiplication), one (division), maybe he is just a big fan goodfellas, ya know the character jimmy two times cause he says everything two times, like get the papers, get the papers

CIN CITY

a new yorker who cannot spell the las vegas hot spot, somehow unsurprising, so how many nevada plates do you think there are that reference the big apple or the city that never sleeps

WARPDRIV

i hope this guy does not let darth vader see his plate, oh wait, maybe this guy is a star wars groupie, and he acts like this is luke skywalker spaceship attacking the death star every time he is driving, i bet he makes that djjoooooo djjooooo laser sound every time he hits the radio volume button on his steering wheel like he is shooting the car in front of him

TWINTHNG

you think this guy has another chevy, perhaps a twin one, or maybe he/she has a sibling, ya know that maybe kind of looks a lot like like them, ya know, like a twin, or it would be really ironic if this cat was a only child and just really wanted a twin, that would be weird

OGOTTOGO

oh woh, i got to go, or if you are in a real rush and cannot afford to give up even that much time, you can talk in polysyllabic format like this guy, ogottogo, it reminds me of that commercial for old people that have to go to the bathroom all the time and cannot hold it in and they have that jingle in it, "oh got to go, got to go right now", perhaps this guy has a bathroom issue

1983

okay ignore the nyp, it's a 1983 shout out, which is easily arguably the greatest year that has ever existed in the history of years, what up 1983!!

DREAMMMM

now this guy doesn't just like to dream, he likes to dreammmm, actually i'd bet a buffalo nickel that this is a females plate, just call it a hunch, not that it isn't the manliest plate in the world, but well if it's not Martin Luther King's, it's not that manly, but somebody has this dreammmm

RCESSION

okay, so i may have appropriated this image from someone, but it is a great plate, and it's on a porsche, so the humor level is multiplied, i can only hope that some poor out of work people do something not nice to this guy to show him how funny they think his plate is, but i am not telling them to do anything

HIPSTER

this one is a shout out to http://www.latfh.com/post/443701628/look-at-this-fucking-license-plate-connection , i been trying to get my friends picture on that site for months, no luck yet, but they do have these great user submitted license plates, would love to see pictures of the drivers of these vehicles, assumedly they are hipsters as well

FG BUG

this one is from a friend, apparently this is the volkswagon that is very, how do you say, colorful, perhaps rainbow coalition-esque, not even sure how they got away with this plate, or that paint job

THE FF

now this guy is not just the F, he is the FF, that's double your regular F, it's like F squared, what's F x 2 = FF, twice the average F, maybe this guy is like tommy two times, because he says everything two times, two times

FKING

i think this plate is pretty self explanatory, this guy is the king of all "F"s, or maybe he's really mad at something

PWRFLOVE

this guy is obviously the hugest Huey Lewis and the News fan, and what a great song to be a fan of, i mean this is the track that is in all three of the best trifecta of a trilogy ever, back to the future of course, i am a huge fan of this marty mcfly lover, and what a great ode to such a great song and character, long live 1980s music

ALLSTARI

this guy is such an allstar he has decided he can change the english language, instead of saying i am an allstar, he says allstar i am, it's like the yoda star wars talk (nerd alert), or maybe he was trying for allstar1 but either that was taken or he doesn't know the difference between letters and numbers, yea lets go with he doesn't know the difference between letters and numbers

AC CPA

now this guy should get a bye because he is a fan of the greatest football team the world has ever seen, the New York Football Giants, but his ac cpa says enough, he is obviously a certified public accountant from atlantic city, or a certified public accountant that practices a lot in atlantic city, or travels a lot to atlantic city, or perhaps he lost a bet on the giants and some sorry new jersian made him put atlantic city on his plate, what a bad bet

ANJLW1SH

this is an interesting one, it is supposed to say angel wish, and so they tried anjlwish, but that must have been taken, so they had to replace the i with a 1, that means there is another plate like this out there that only differs by the 1/i, i could have never imagined this plate once, let alone in more than one style of writing, what the heck is an angel wish anyways

BAJA 4X4

now this guy is inventive, he has a Subaru Baja 4 wheel drive, and his license plate clearly reminds everybody driving behind him of that, and he's got the extreme baja yellow going on, yup thats right, the paint color for this baja 4x4 is baja yellow, not just yellow, but baja yellow for the baja, it's a baja in baja yellow, that's bajawesome

VIOLIN 9

so does this guy have the violin 1 thru 8 license plates as well, or does he like violins the ninth most out of all new yorkers, or does he have 9 violins, or better yet play 9, perhaps all at once, it would be really funny if he was a saxophone player, now that would be a guy with my sense of humor

BADABENZ

okay, huge fan of this guy, (imagine the double snap hand cup clap thingy while saying this) i'll make it simple for ya'll, BADA BING, BADA BOOM, BADA BENZ

BLU SI

now this guy is obviously helping out all us colorblind people that speak english and spanish, he went to the trouble of telling us the color of his car, then reaffirming it with a yes, like it's blue, isn't it, why yes it is, or maybe just a poor spelling of blue ya see

CHOCOL8

cause when i think tasty, delicious, scrumptious, salivating, almond filled, nutty, zesty, honey, crunchy, smooth, dark, milk, chocolate, i think 1980s volvo...

EATRIGHT

obviously this guy is so out of shape, or has just such poor eating habits, and such short term memory, that he needs to remind himself every time he goes to his van that he needs to eat right, plus he has scarsdale and cornell bumper stickers, which means they obviously need to eat right all the time, yea i don't know what it means, but i still like the short term memory theory

1 DOCS 1

this doctor is just the number one doctor, he is the number one number one doctor, better than any old just number one doctor, but perhaps its a couple of doctors, being plural and all, they are both the number one doctors, but through laws of logic, there cannot be more than one number one, so technically one would be one and the other would be two, but the better one obviously does not want to be mean to number two

1 HWY

obviously this guy only drives on one highway, must just go back a forth, be pretty boring, california state route one (from orange county to leggett, california) is often called highway one, but that may be a continental stretch, perhaps it is a poor jab at u.s. route one (from key west, florida to fort kent, maine) pretty much paralleling interstate 95, possibly confusing a route with a highway, or just highway one is his favorite

TOMMY301

it's Lisa's brother Tommy, but he is 301 not 311, both have red minivans and name/number plates, definitely must be related, maybe fraternal twins or some really close cousins, ya know maybe like kissing cousins, with the only difference being a 0 and 1