BADABENZ

okay, huge fan of this guy, (imagine the double snap hand cup clap thingy while saying this) i'll make it simple for ya'll, BADA BING, BADA BOOM, BADA BENZ

BLU SI

now this guy is obviously helping out all us colorblind people that speak english and spanish, he went to the trouble of telling us the color of his car, then reaffirming it with a yes, like it's blue, isn't it, why yes it is, or maybe just a poor spelling of blue ya see

CHOCOL8

cause when i think tasty, delicious, scrumptious, salivating, almond filled, nutty, zesty, honey, crunchy, smooth, dark, milk, chocolate, i think 1980s volvo...

EATRIGHT

obviously this guy is so out of shape, or has just such poor eating habits, and such short term memory, that he needs to remind himself every time he goes to his van that he needs to eat right, plus he has scarsdale and cornell bumper stickers, which means they obviously need to eat right all the time, yea i don't know what it means, but i still like the short term memory theory

1 DOCS 1

this doctor is just the number one doctor, he is the number one number one doctor, better than any old just number one doctor, but perhaps its a couple of doctors, being plural and all, they are both the number one doctors, but through laws of logic, there cannot be more than one number one, so technically one would be one and the other would be two, but the better one obviously does not want to be mean to number two

1 HWY

obviously this guy only drives on one highway, must just go back a forth, be pretty boring, california state route one (from orange county to leggett, california) is often called highway one, but that may be a continental stretch, perhaps it is a poor jab at u.s. route one (from key west, florida to fort kent, maine) pretty much paralleling interstate 95, possibly confusing a route with a highway, or just highway one is his favorite

TOMMY301

it's Lisa's brother Tommy, but he is 301 not 311, both have red minivans and name/number plates, definitely must be related, maybe fraternal twins or some really close cousins, ya know maybe like kissing cousins, with the only difference being a 0 and 1

LISA 311

now i'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume this broads name is Lisa, and she is either the biggest fan of the band 311 or the biggest proponent of NYC non emergency 311 information line, maybe her name is 311 and her favorite person is LISA, but i think she is related to Tommy

DEL DR

it's the DEL DR, lucky too cause my DEL was getting sick, and he drove all the way from california just to treat me, i think it is extremely important to note, that no amount of snow which could affect my and others safety would stop me from taking a photograph of a custom plate

F 9

okay not a single letter or number, but both, a single letter and a single number, obviously this guy is a techie or computer guy and his favorite key on his keyboard is the F 9 function key, maybe his last car was an E 9 or an F 8, hmmmm that's a tough one

12

okay this is a really cool one, i have seen the single H in ny before, but there are only 12 numbers before 12, so this is really unique and probably hard to get, think i'm kind of jealous, wonder if this guy has the 11 or the 13, maybe it's his twelfth mercedes, or even better, it's his twelfths wife's car