WHEEL OF FORTUNE

okay i know it's not a plate, but it is a real puzzle from a 1987 episode of wheel of fortune, just came across it on the internetwork, not mine, but i had to post it, vanna still looks great, don't ask me how i found it, go personalized license plates

CW GLOBL

this is obviously one of the global execs cars of the cw network, he wants to take the cw global, so much for 90210, maybe we'll get a beverly hills india, or a melrose place russia, lets go global cw yea!

DOCXTREME

okay so this is not mine, got it from scrubs on the abc, but it's a great plate, for every extreme doctor with a dirty jeep who drives safely, not just any extreme, but doctor extreme

8 VALLEY

this is obviously a reference to Saved by the Bell, Valley was the rivalry high school of Bayside, and the 8 represents the cast, (seven plus tori makes eight), on a lesser chance, perhaps it is a reference to silicon or death valley, but that is boring, definitely has to be a bodacious Bayside brouhaha shout out, GO TIGERS!

1WEBSTER

definitely has to be Emmanuel Lewis' car, he was the one webster, or maybe his first car, with like a phonebook on the drivers seat to see over the dash board and plungers roped to his legs so he can use the pedals, or maybe it's Merriam's car (total dictionary shout out)

IDNTWRK

now this guy has a great plate, i mean well, maybe it's not that good if he is looking for a job, that probably would not be what a future boss would want to see about you, and not exactly the cheapest vehicle in the world, so they must have worked sometime in their life, unless perhaps they got a sugar mama, a hot broad who buys them a truck, that's a good deal, i gotta get me one of those

FEISTY

now if this doesn't scream irony i don't know what does, cause nothing says feisty more than a minivan, i mean this guy must be majorly feisty, really, i mean look at the color of the feisty-mobile, minivans are uber-feisty

10 S LAW

perhaps this feller is a lawyer, yuck, or maybe it's a biblical reference to the big 10 laws, you know those little laws on those two tablets, or maybe it is plural, like ten's law, ten is law, maybe they were at nine for a while, but now they are at ten, maybe it's ten shitty lawyers, or ten successful lawyers, or ten SUPER lawyers, or maybe this guy picked his favorite 10 laws that begin with S to live by, what's an S law anyways?

5BFS

now this guy/gal has at least 5bfs in their life, maybe they got 5 boyfriends, maybe they got 5 best friends, maybe they are imaginary friends, maybe they trying to portray they got 5 somethings but really don't, this is their propaganda plate, maybe there is a 1bfs, 2bfs, 3bfs and 4bfs, all the cars with said plates, all the friends numbered 1 thru 5, now that would be cool

UPSTAIRS

now this is a good one, cause you really don't know what it means, maybe they live upstairs, or they were born upstairs, or it's a reference to the big guy upstairs, you know, the biblical reference to the supposed figure in the clouds, but for me it makes me think of the Nicolas Cage, Jon Lovitz, Dana Carvey movie Trapped in Paradise with the character Sarah Upstairs, because she lives upstairs, so i'm gonna assume this is Sarah's car

PSALM112

now here is a religious feller, psalm112, This psalm is an acrostic poem, the lines of which begin with the successive letters of the Hebrew alphabet, and this guy in his ford is obviously very religious, probably a pastor or a priest or a clergy or a rabbi or an atheist with a great sense of humor, that must be it, some non-religious guy who is just messing with everyone on the road, be funny if it was a criminals car, that would be quite ironical

2GR8KIDS

well apparently this guy has some pretty decent children, but i'm not sure how many, and i'm not sure how positive or negative they feel towards them, i mean this plate is so hard to decipher, i mean maybe this is the octomom's car, or jon and kate's car, ya know, they could have lots of kids, but only two of them are great, the rest are little brats, yea that must be it

ETC ETC

the irony here is perfect for me, et cetera, et cetera, because you know you always say etcetera more than once, and since it commonly means and so on and so on, it is poignant how this guy got it twice on his plates, looks like a guy with a decent sense of humor to me, etc etc etc etc

EDGEEM

this guy is on the edge too, but instead of just going over the edge, or to the edge, or past the edge, he is edging everyone, edge em, edge em all i say, that's what this guy does, he edge's you, he edge's me, he edge's all, especially EM