WHEEL OF FORTUNE

okay i know it's not a plate, but it is a real puzzle from a 1987 episode of wheel of fortune, just came across it on the internetwork, not mine, but i had to post it, vanna still looks great, don't ask me how i found it, go personalized license plates

CW GLOBL

this is obviously one of the global execs cars of the cw network, he wants to take the cw global, so much for 90210, maybe we'll get a beverly hills india, or a melrose place russia, lets go global cw yea!

DOCXTREME

okay so this is not mine, got it from scrubs on the abc, but it's a great plate, for every extreme doctor with a dirty jeep who drives safely, not just any extreme, but doctor extreme

8 VALLEY

this is obviously a reference to Saved by the Bell, Valley was the rivalry high school of Bayside, and the 8 represents the cast, (seven plus tori makes eight), on a lesser chance, perhaps it is a reference to silicon or death valley, but that is boring, definitely has to be a bodacious Bayside brouhaha shout out, GO TIGERS!

1WEBSTER

definitely has to be Emmanuel Lewis' car, he was the one webster, or maybe his first car, with like a phonebook on the drivers seat to see over the dash board and plungers roped to his legs so he can use the pedals, or maybe it's Merriam's car (total dictionary shout out)

IDNTWRK

now this guy has a great plate, i mean well, maybe it's not that good if he is looking for a job, that probably would not be what a future boss would want to see about you, and not exactly the cheapest vehicle in the world, so they must have worked sometime in their life, unless perhaps they got a sugar mama, a hot broad who buys them a truck, that's a good deal, i gotta get me one of those

FEISTY

now if this doesn't scream irony i don't know what does, cause nothing says feisty more than a minivan, i mean this guy must be majorly feisty, really, i mean look at the color of the feisty-mobile, minivans are uber-feisty

10 S LAW

perhaps this feller is a lawyer, yuck, or maybe it's a biblical reference to the big 10 laws, you know those little laws on those two tablets, or maybe it is plural, like ten's law, ten is law, maybe they were at nine for a while, but now they are at ten, maybe it's ten shitty lawyers, or ten successful lawyers, or ten SUPER lawyers, or maybe this guy picked his favorite 10 laws that begin with S to live by, what's an S law anyways?

5BFS

now this guy/gal has at least 5bfs in their life, maybe they got 5 boyfriends, maybe they got 5 best friends, maybe they are imaginary friends, maybe they trying to portray they got 5 somethings but really don't, this is their propaganda plate, maybe there is a 1bfs, 2bfs, 3bfs and 4bfs, all the cars with said plates, all the friends numbered 1 thru 5, now that would be cool

UPSTAIRS

now this is a good one, cause you really don't know what it means, maybe they live upstairs, or they were born upstairs, or it's a reference to the big guy upstairs, you know, the biblical reference to the supposed figure in the clouds, but for me it makes me think of the Nicolas Cage, Jon Lovitz, Dana Carvey movie Trapped in Paradise with the character Sarah Upstairs, because she lives upstairs, so i'm gonna assume this is Sarah's car

PSALM112

now here is a religious feller, psalm112, This psalm is an acrostic poem, the lines of which begin with the successive letters of the Hebrew alphabet, and this guy in his ford is obviously very religious, probably a pastor or a priest or a clergy or a rabbi or an atheist with a great sense of humor, that must be it, some non-religious guy who is just messing with everyone on the road, be funny if it was a criminals car, that would be quite ironical

2GR8KIDS

well apparently this guy has some pretty decent children, but i'm not sure how many, and i'm not sure how positive or negative they feel towards them, i mean this plate is so hard to decipher, i mean maybe this is the octomom's car, or jon and kate's car, ya know, they could have lots of kids, but only two of them are great, the rest are little brats, yea that must be it

ETC ETC

the irony here is perfect for me, et cetera, et cetera, because you know you always say etcetera more than once, and since it commonly means and so on and so on, it is poignant how this guy got it twice on his plates, looks like a guy with a decent sense of humor to me, etc etc etc etc

EDGEEM

this guy is on the edge too, but instead of just going over the edge, or to the edge, or past the edge, he is edging everyone, edge em, edge em all i say, that's what this guy does, he edge's you, he edge's me, he edge's all, especially EM

XEDGEX

this guy doesn't just take it to the edge, he is so extreme he needs two X's, he's so extreme he takes it to the edge, plus a roof rack for his extreme cycling, mountain or water activities, i wonder if his edge extreme automobile floats or four-wheels

SPECTRM

well it doesn't exactly say free candy, but a custom license plate on a big van screams "hey kids come here", maybe a kid that is learning about the light spectrum would be an easy target, maybe this custom van guy just has a spectrum of what he does in or with his van, i mean it is the spectrum mobile, get in and maybe you will see some pink floyd prism action

GNTLMAN

now this was on a big SUV, all blacked and chromed out, trying to look all badass is my assumption, and a pretty decent plate, i am liking the overall thought, but what really gets me is the paw prints around the license plate holder, how badass can you look with animal paw prints around your plate, i guess he is showing his soft side sentimental side, just seems more like a Chihuahua than a Doberman

EYE ESS

now this guy is lucky, if he ever forgets what model car he has, he can just look at his license plate, and the nifty thinker changed up the spelling, quite creative don't ya think

LMBBYLMB

now this one is a little interpretive, lamb by lamb or limb by limb or any other vowel of your pleasure to inserted to achieve your desired result, maybe he's telling us he is going to tear you limb by limb if you mess with him, or he will cook for you or count you to sleep lamb by lamb, either way, he is quite the redundant guy and expresses it well on the plate

JOLLYRGR

a metallic mint green Mustang GT convertible, the color reminds me of the My Cousin Vinny scenario, but any guy that has a great pirate flair on their vehicle is all right by me, i guess i was looking for a pirate flag decal though, maybe some skull and crossbones or crossed swords, and i never really think of green when i think of pirates, i guess it is the color of money but pirates money was gold so i'm lost there too, either way it's still a metallic mint green convertible

CHARAPA

i thought a charapa was a turtle, from like South America or something, but what would a turtle have to do with this car, so i looked into it further, and it seems it is slang for a woman from Peru who is quite attractive and has a high hormonal level and libido, allegedly exotic as well, so i see this young lady was trying to express all that with just a license plate, i assume she is quite attractive, will have to keep my eye out for her...

ALL NET

now this guy is obviously a basketball player, i mean he may not be a huge wnba star, but clearly played some elementary school ball on the asphalt courts with the no net hoops, and it looks as if he is dwelling on his youthful glory days well past his young prime, he probably even used to be able to dunk, if he lowered the hoop, or maybe in preschool on one of those nerf basketball hoops, ya know something like that, or maybe he is really into the internet and he is an IT guy, and all he does all day is surf the world wide web or work on some sort of computer system, or both, yea that's it, he must be a elementary school basketball player who works on the internet now...

YRRR OUT

i mean really? like having a Miata is not enough? the dual exhaust, the cleared out rear brake lights, custom license plate, and the need to park in a handicap spot? i got news for you, handicap and Miata's go together about as well as Tiger Woods and marriage... and what is he, a little league umpire? maybe the coach of his kids t-ball team? maybe he's out, maybe he just got out of jail, for illegally parking too many times in a handicap spot

IMSODUN / IAMSODUN

so these people have to know each other, i thought they were identical until further inspection, so I'm somewhat disappointed in the difference, but i respect the similarity, i just wonder what they are done with, they are so done with something, but what? they are still driving so it's not that, maybe it's walking, that's it, they must be done with walking so that is why they are driving

ATGOLF

this has got to be one of tiger woods' mistresses car, but not his favorite one, i mean it is vermont and all, i don't think any of his broads have been announced from vermont yet, and it's not exactly a state known for it's golf courses..... or broads